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Like sitting on your left hand in preparation for a “weird” Tommy Tank, thinking that you are going to have a great time, but then realising that your familiar right hand was exactly what you wanted and needed all along … MoreCaspian – Caspian
Instrumental goodness … MoreCoyote Man – Prosthetic Memories
Excitedly diving into the warm garlicy glow that gushes henceforth from the plump crusty juicy breast. Pleasure surges, I lick my lips realizing that, I am, lost in the embrace of chicken Kyiv. Not just any, Kyiv, this is M&S’s Chicken Kyiv … MoreLost In Kyiv – We’re All Going To Be Fine
“As a child I dug up some snowdrops to give to my mother, they still grow in her garden to this day. Little does she know, I got them in a graveyard.” … MoreMONO – Snowdrop
Sucks like a Henry vacuum cleaner with post-orgasmic expression on his face! … MoreHanry – What Came From Silence
“This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! This is a song about a whale. No, this is a song about being happy! That’s right, it’s the “Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, song!” … MoreMaebe – Brain Paint
Ever sat down to eat pasta but it turned out to be ice cream? “Spaghettieis” is a confusing German idea…check it out! … MoreOCTO – Idyll
Like ripping a bong and contemplating a mobius vortex within a spherical constant … MorePoly-Math – Something Deeply Hidden
An instrumental still life of aspik gelé that doesn’t taste quite right
… MoreZAHN – Purpur
Creating something does still matter … MoreTOWN PORTAL – Grindwork